Student1 : Janish Amadeer Sir er Na, Kichu Monee Thake Na. Student2 : Ki Koore Bujli ? Student1 : Sir Nijhei Likhe Bolen, Ramayan Ki Likhachen ? Sir :Ekta gan gao to ? Student: Bristi pore taapur tuupur bodna hate Abul gofur, aka bakaa metho pothee lungey khule hete jay, are bukkta faitta jay. . . Bengali funny shayari passenger: Passenger: hello ei je shunun apnii amar pokete hatt dhukacchen keno ? Butper: Sorry amii vebechilam eta aamar pocket. Passenger: ekta thappor marlo. Butper: Thappor marrlen keno? Paseenger: Sorry ami Vabchilam eta amaar gal. Son: Ammu amadeer toylet ta onnek valo. Dhorja on korlee light jhole Dorjha off korlee light off hoye jay. Ma: oree haramjhada ! tui ajho frizz a poshrab korsish !

Bengali funny shayari father son: Baba:- To tumi Amar MeyeKe Biiye Korte Chao ? Boy:- Je, Baba. Baba:- tumi Ki Koro? Bf:- Goto Kal Jhel Theke Ber Holam, Baba:- Rege, Tor Atto Boro Shahos Jhel Khete Amar Meye Ke Biye Korte Chas. Age Ki Korty ? Bf:- ek lok Ke Mere Felechilam, Baba:- Keno? Bf:- Tar Meye Ke Amar Sathe Biye Dey Ni Bole. Baba:- Norom Golay, Babaa Bolo Biiyer Tariikh Kobe !

ami janii tumi bolbe – tumi kemon acho , ki korcho? Tumay chara mosa niye beche achii, uuh! Moshar kamor soyte parii na , jekhane sekhanee kamray marteo pari na . Chele: Baba ! vayra vai mane ki ? Baba: jokhon dujon ba tar beshi manush ekoi comapny er mal bebohar kore thoke jay. taderke vayra vai bole. jemon ami O tor mesho mosai. Sir, Emon ekta Bipoder Naam Bolo Jha Theke Udhar Holeo Bipod Naa Holeo Bipod, Studant:- Lungi Te Aagun Lagle Sir, Tokhon Longi Khuleo Bipod, Na Khulleo Moha Bipod. Rob bar dupur bela amader pochada baranday bose birite ektu sukhtan dicchilo. emon somoy ek vikiri eshe bollo:- Baba tomar protibeshi amake puro per vore kahiyeche. tumio kichu dao baba.” Pochada songe songe pocket a hat dhukiye ekta hajmolar packet ber kore bollo. Pet vore to kheyechen, ei naihajmola, eta khele hojomo hoye jabe.

Kauke valobasi bujhanor sobcheye boro onuvuti holo kanna kora, karon jar jonno kanna ase na, tar proti kokhono valobasa thake na, jhor kore hasa jabe kintu kanna kora jabe na. ————————————- Nispap hoye esechilam papi hoye jabo, vabini ei prithibite eto kosto pabo . bondhu bolo bandhob bolo keu apon noy. kkhoniker ei prithibite keu apon noy.

Tomay ami vebe vebe rat kori par, tomar kache pelam sudhu kosto upohar, vebechilam tumi amar mon baganer ful, setai chilo jiboner onek boro vul. ————————————- valobashar jogote kuchu prapti jodi thake, tar nam bedona. ————————- kichu rat kete jay sopno bihin, kichu asha venge jay nirobe, kichu sriti kadiye jay arale, kichu manush dure sore jay kichu na bole.

Karo mone aghat dio na, sukhi hote parbe na. valobaste na parle, ovinoy koro na. mone rekho karo chokher pani tomar jibone ovisap hoye jhorte pare. —————————- Ochin purer kono ek rastar othiti chile tumi, poth vule chole ele songi holam ami., poth khuje petei chole gele tumi, hoye gelam ager moto, sei eka ami.

keno eto kosto dile amay ? jar karone aj ami chonno chara. ei ridoyer protiti ongso ache tomar fire asar opekkhay. asha kori tumi fire asbe amar ei moner mondire, ar valobashay voriye dibe amar ei jibon. ————————————– Hoyni tor jabar bela, tobuo geli chole, vulbina bole amay, tobuo geli vule. apon kore rakhbi bole, korli amay por, bujhini tui hobi, eto sarthopor !

——————————— Je pothe tomar sathe roj hoto dekha. sei pothe aj ami achi sudhu eka. je mone chile tumi chilona ar keu, se mone aj sudhu bedonar dheu. je chikhe proti rate sopno tumi chile se duti chokh aj vase sudhu jole. ————————– prithibir sobcheye norom jinis ki jano ? manusher mon ! jake kono kothin bostu diye aghat korte hoy na. dukkher porosh pele emnitei venge tukro tukro hoye jay. —————————————- Jokhoni vabi ektu egiye jai, tokhoni pashe dekhi tumi nai. eki jala diye more, acho tumi dure sore.

Sukh boro nisthur amay bujhe na, kache ese uki dey dhora dey na, jibone sukh name nodite paini kono kul, aj mone hoy sukher ashay beche thakatai boro vul. —————————————————- Janina keno amar emon hoy ? keno tomay niye eto sopno dekhi ! ami jani ami tomay koto valobashi . jani na keno eto tomay miss kori ! ——————————————– Akash tumi meghla keno, boklo tomay k ? roder sathe aj ki tomar jhogra hoyeche ? ta-na hole sokal theke kadcho keno eto ? tomaro ki monta kharaf amari moto ?

Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. You have to dream before your dreams can come true. To succeed in your mission, you must have single-minded devotion to your goal. You see, God helps only people who work hard. That principle is very clear.

Science is a beautiful gift to humanity; we should not distort it. Never stop fighting until you arrive at your destined place - that is, the unique you. Have an aim in life, continuously acquire knowledge, work hard, and have perseverance to realise the great life.

We will be remembered only if we give to our younger generation a prosperous and safe India, resulting out of economic prosperity coupled with civilizational heritage. Let me define a leader. He must have vision and passion and not be afraid of any problem. Instead, he should know how to defeat it. Most importantly, he must work with integrity. No religion has mandated killing others as a requirement for its sustenance or promotion.

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. This is my message to the young people.

Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness. Creativity is the key to success in the future, and primary education is where teachers can bring creativity in children at that level. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam Where do the evils like corruption arise from? It comes from the never-ending greed. The fight for corruption-free ethical society will have to be fought against this greed and replace it with 'what can I give' spirit. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and ability. Prayer helps us tap and develop these powers.

* There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win. * Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…